On the way home from kindergarten today...

Claire: "So anyway, Mom, you know I have a boyfriend."
Me: "You do? Who is it?"
Claire: "Bowen."
Me: "Oh? And what does that mean?"
Claire: "Well. When I was in the clubhouse thing today, I hugged him."
Me: "What did Bowen do?"
Claire: "He RAN OFF!" Sigh...
Me: Bigger sigh...